like a dirigible like a dirigible like a dirigibleFaerie’s Aire and Death Waltz
“Music and Words by John Stump
Arranged by Accident”
this is what hell must be like
“add bicycle”
“Moon-walk”
“continue ‘swimming’ motion”
I still want to know what the hell this sounds like.
“rests are imaginary”
RESTS. ARE. IMAGINARY.
GONG DUET
AMAZING
Lol this looks like the composer said “Let’s fuck with as many people as I possibly can.” And then just took black marker to blank sheet music and drew pretty pictures and lines and circles.
crying
‘balance your chair on two legs’ ‘bow real fast, slippage may occur’ ‘release the penguins’ ’play ball!’ ‘have a nice day’
I AM CRYING
“ARRANGED BY ACCIDENT”
I AM SOBBING
ok a) I love this, and b) remove cattle from stage
add bicycle
begin to fall
RELEASE THE PENGUINS
SLAP THIGH
BALANCE YOUR CHAIR ON TWO LEGS
REMOVE CATTLE FROM STAGE
DYING
So THAT’S where “like a dirigible” comes from!
DRIVE IT
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a class=He may be tiny, but Captain John H. Watson will double-damn well take you out mother fucker—no matter how big you are.
(I’ll make this Sherlockian if it kills me.)
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LOOK AT THIS CAT
Guys, I’m going to need you all to stop what you’re doing and look at this cat.







